Hi chapees and chapesses,
Made somewhat of a boo-boo, cockup, mistake, error and all round balls up.
The gig we are playing at the Anvil on Saturday 23rd of April is a private party, so you are regretably, uninvited. Unless you are actualy invited to the party. Terribly sorry about that.
We wouldn’t want you to travel to see us play, then not be allowed to.
So our deepest apologies to both our regular and constipated, sorry
casual fans. The next gig will therefore be at Dacre Park, Brandesburton on 1st May. We look forward to seeing you there.